Let’s destroy some college newspapers.
CORONAVIRUS & CONVENTIONS
While I was at a convention for journalists, a convention for physicists was cancelled.
The College Media Association doesn’t know much, but they know I shouldn’t have “contact with students.”
ONE MAN BANNED
The College Media Association doesn’t want me to associate with me anymore. I’m not “safe and welcoming.”
BLAND OF THE FREE
Student Press Freedom Day will hurt the press a lot more than it’ll help. Why? Because it’s nothing but whining.
WHY CAN’T JOURNALISM BE FUN?
Because “boring” equals “learning.”
CONFESSIONS OF A JOURNALISM CONTEST JUDGE
Here are 6 things you’re not supposed to know. Like No. 5: Sometimes, we don’t even look at the entries.
FRAT vs. PRESS
Fraternities love to tell college journalists, “You’re not better than us!” They’re wrong. Journalists are WAY better.
WHO CARES IF FRANK SINATRA WAS SICK?
Only j-school professors do. Their students don’t know who Frank Sinatra is – er, was.
SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR
A graphic look at the demise of the nation’s largest college newspaper. And one of the smallest.
IF RESTAURANTS RAN LIKE COLLEGE PAPERS, DINERS WOULD STARVE TO DEATH
Are college newspapers really dying? Or are they just committing suicide?
If you run a college newspaper that’s running out of money, win a free visit from a sales expert.
UNPAID INTERNS: SLAVES WHO PAY TUITION
I’ll pay college journalists to write about unpaid internships.
IGNORANT ABOUT AWARENESS
College journalists suck at social media campaigns.
A Pennsylvania legislator publicly attacks a college journalist – and gets taught a lesson he refuses to learn.
JAMES TRACY’S NEXT CLASS
He just lost his federal court case and won’t get his job back. But now he can teach the conspiracy class he’s always wanted.
HOW DO SMART PEOPLE BECOME STUPID? THEY TURN BITTER
How do you convert a PhD communications professor into a conspiracy theorist? Ignore him.
JOURNALISM SCHOOLS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT
And teaching hospitals won’t save them.
HARSH ON PURPOSE
College students hate me when I don’t volunteer my time to make their lives better.
THE KKK ARE WHINY LITTLE SNOWFLAKES
Once the scourge of the South, America’s original terrorists are now writing letters to college newspapers, begging for some peace, love, and understanding.
How does a public university fire an unpaid volunteer from a student newspaper? Not very well.
STUDENTS: DON’T READ A NEWSPAPER, WORK AT ONE
Yes, Virginia, there still are journalism jobs out there.
THE RED AND BLACKOUT: What SPJ told me not to say
I serve on SPJ’s national board. This is called crapping where you eat.
WHAT THE DAILY SHOW CAN TEACH JOURNALISM STUDENTS
Daily Show writers know more about the news than daily journalists. Who’s fake now?
5 WAYS TO FIGHT NINJA COLLEGE CENSORSHIP
You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water on a newspaper, it becomes unreadable.
5 REASONS WHY ADMIN HATES YOUR NEWSPAPER
If you don’t think your parents understand you, try discussing journalism with your college administrators.
WHY BEING AN EDITOR IS HARDER THAN BEING A DEAN
Next time college administrators say your paper sucks, tell ’em to go fukc themselves.
6 GREEDY REASONS TO BE AN EDITOR IN COLLEGE
Here’s a reverse-clickbait headline: You WILL believe number one. But the others probably never occurred to you.
7 MISTAKES THAT DOOM A COLLEGE JOURNALIST’S RESUME
Not sure if yours sucks? Study the signs.
9 MISTAKES THAT CRUSH A COLLEGE JOURNALIST’S CAREER
If you want a journalism job, don’t listen to your journalism school.