Doing journalism means going places and talking to people. Learning journalism means sitting in chilly classrooms and listening to old people talk at you.

Why can’t journalism students learn by doing?

Here are some nationally award-and-grant-winning j-ed programs I created and others who are much smarter than me have massively improved upon. None of them use lectures, podiums, or Powerpoint. Several include violence, gambling, and lying. All involve free food.

I provide money for some and advice for all – I’ll help you with the boring logistics so you can focus on the fun, creative parts.

If you want to know more or attempt one of these for yourself, email journoterrorist@gmail.com.



First Amendment Free Food Festival

Can you really teach Constitutional rights by beating up a rabbi, bum-rushing Amnesty International, then sitting down for lunch? Hell, yeah! More than two dozen schools have already done so. (Here’s one.) Offer your students a free meal in exchange for signing away their First Amendment rights. Click the logo to learn more.



Ethics Hold’em

Can you teach journalism ethics through gambling? Hell, yeah! The game is Texas Hold’em, except the faces of the cards have entries from SPJ’s Code of Ethics. Some entries are repeated on different cards. (There are thankfully more cards than rules in the Code.) Find the matches, win 100 chips. Contact me for free decks.



Will Write for Food

For the third year in a row, 20 college journalists ate dinner at a homeless shelter, then took over the second-largest homeless newspaper in the nation – and wrote, shot, and designed it all in one weekend. We pay for your food, travel, and hotel, although you won’t be sleeping much. Wanna join us? Details here.



The Unethical Press

What happens when the SPJ Code of Ethics is willfully and shamelessly violated? Show the world (or at least your campus) what newspapers would look like without any journalism ethics at all – and have fun doing it. This is an April Fools parody with a purpose. Here’s how one school did it.



All on Paper

What happens when a college paper publishes an entire issue using no computers? Stories written on manual typewriters. Photos taken with film and processed in a darkroom. Editing done in pencil. Design done on paper. We bring old-school (and old) journalists into your college newsroom, so they can show how it was done back in the day. Looks like this.



One Night Stand

Here’s how the first one went: We rented two hotel rooms on a South Florida beach, split into teams, and worked all night on a pair of zines. We used typewriters, pens, cut-up old magazines, crayons, and rubber stamps to write and design whatever the hell we felt like. An it was obscene and fucking educational.



The Death Race

Learn by dying in this obituary-writing workshop. You and a dozen other reporters cover a mock memorial in a real funeral home, interview actual relatives who are grimly playing along, then drive back to a real newsroom where you write an obit in an hour. The best one, as judged by the dead, wins an engraved funeral urn. Read the winner and runners-up.



Zombie Stories

College journalists are adept at social media but not very social when it comes to interviewing. So we teach interviewing skills using zombies. Why? Because if you can successfully interview the undead, you can interview anyone alive. The very best interviewers get made up as zombie journalists for the rest of the evening. Read more here.